Vegetarians Are Cruel Demons!

Vegetarians are evil!
You people who rip vegetables out of Mother Earth, their hairy tendrils grasping for nutrition that they’ll never have…

You people who steal the plant kingdom’s unborn children for your apple pies and peach cobblers and simply throw away their embryos in the garbage are cruel beyond compare!
And let’s not forget those nut butter lovers. What kind of demon are you that you decide upon yourself to take the precious unborn babies of the plant kingdom and grind them into paste for your peanut butter and jelly sandwiches or your hummus spreads? Dante couldn’t have described a worse destiny for the plant life on this Earth
It’s a nightmare!

Makes eating the occasional steak not seem so bad. 😉